Worse things.....

Sorry to do this 2 blogs in a row but this is too funny and I can use the humor right now.
Since I have had teenagers to deal with in the past....I can so totally relate. LOL and it never hurts to be reminded that there are worse things....
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A father, passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely-made and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope propped-up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed: "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands. It said...
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, her tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am. But, it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant. Joan said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for us and trading it with the others in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your son, Chad
P.S. --Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in the center drawer of my desk. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.